When I arrived at Hilda's today, I saw a note on the door that said,
"Dear Amy,
Thank you for your help-
If I am not back from the gym when you arrive, please work on literature photocopies, dot binders, and ledger.
Thanks so much,
Hilda"
First, I have been with her since march, and she is spelling my name wrong.
Second, Her door is locked. She has forgotten that the key she gave me did not work.
To solve this, I have to climb her fence (because she puts locks on every possible entrance) to check her back door. That is locked, too. I try the back basement door, which is open.
So, here I am working on her "literature photocopies."
It is 3:51 and she is not back from the gym yet. I can hardly imagine what a 72 year old woman looks like at the gym. I'm not sure I want to imagine.
More later,
Amie
3 comments:
amie. or should i say amy.
i love this already.
but you know must change every "hilda" to hdawg, her spirit name.
-tricia (im not sure how to work this shit, fucka blog.)
ahhahahaha! hdawg 4eva. i love that you had to climb shit to get in.
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